Posts Tagged ‘bijan ahmadian’
Confidential is back, Koerner’s isn’t, and surprise, surprise the AUS is a shit show once again. Brian vs Ryan vs Student “Court” vs Naylor vs OMG Enough Already So the AUS is a goddamn nightmare. It all started with this document that makes no fucking sense and hurts our cute little headband decorated brains. As a […]
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Long time no post! We won more moniez, Taylor is back (with less memes and more sparkles), people are storming some goddamn wall on campus, Gossip Girl aired, and it’s almost summer. Here’s a rundown of what is happening/a bunch of rumours in the sextacular AMS. Secrets, secrets are no fun… AMS Council had some […]
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Unobtanium Jello Wrestling!
Well, the event you were all waiting for has come and gone. No, not The Presidential Debate hosted by Issues That Matter and The Media. Instead, The Unobtanium Jello Wrestling event. Held as a part of Science Week, it conveniently falls during elections and, as such, has become a joyous platform for candidates to campaign […]
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Tags: aaron palm, ben cappellacci, bijan ahmadian, jeremy mcelroy, joel mertens, matt naylor, mike duncan, pak ho leung, sean heisler, spencer rasmussen, stas pavlov, tim chu
Sparkle Happy Endorsements 2010
Is it that time of the year already?? Oh, how the initial campaign period has flown. They’ve impressed us on the fields! They’ve impressed us in the debates! They’ve left numerous messages in our inbox! But now it’s time to separate the cream from the chaff and give you our top picks (not entire Condorcet […]
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A Life Size Dreamboat!
Well, today was a little more exciting. Hottie Ekat squared off against Michael in a rather dull debate of generic answers (apparently- this editor was running a little late). Do Me Now Duncan asked the candidates to show some personality, in which Ekat stood up and tried her hardest to garner enthusiasm from the crowd, […]
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Tags: azim wazeer, bijan ahmadian, blake frederick, guillaume houle, hillson tse, michael haack, mike duncan, rodrigo ferrari-nunes, sean heisler
Delicious Debates, Part 2
Well, the debates have come and gone. Unfortunately, they were rather mild-mannered but we were glad to see the great turnout. In particular we were happy to see you, loud clapping groups who were there solely to give encouragement to your candidate of choice. Your presence reminded us of why we’re drawn to politics: a […]
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Tags: aaron palm, bijan ahmadian, elin tayyar, invisible man, jeremy mcelroy, johannes rebane, natalie swift, pak ho leung, sean kim, stas pavlov, tim chu
Campaigning started bright ‘n early this morning, and the halls & classrooms are already plastered with posters of varying size and attractiveness. Clearly, a number of people were verrrrry busy with Photoshop over the weekend. This editor couldn’t help but note that by as early as 9ish, Buchanan B had a heavy emphasis on the […]
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Tags: bijan ahmadian, ekaterina dovjenko, natalie swift, rodrigo ferrari-nunes, ryan bredin, tim chu
Red Hot News Media
Slow news weekend? Nonsense. Here at AMS Confidential, we’ve uncovered a bushel bask of RED HOT TIPS for your perusal. We’re totally like Gillian Anderson as Agent Scully: hot stuff, hot on the case. Except, you know, there’s two of us. And we’re pretty sure K is Agent Mulder. It’s important to note before we […]
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Oh, Bijan. When we posted your video, we never thought we’d prompt you to reconsider pulling a Jeff Friedrich and remove your cadidacy for BoG. We especially never thought we’d hear you say this: The flattering posting by the gorgeous ladies on the AMS Confidential blog made me reflect on the extent of my flexibility […]
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Tags: ams president, bijan ahmadian, ubc spectator
Oh, Bijan. When we posted your video, we never thought we’d prompt you to reconsider pulling a Jeff Friedrich and remove your cadidacy for BoG. We especially never thought we’d hear you say this: The flattering posting by the gorgeous ladies on the AMS Confidential blog made me reflect on the extent of my flexibility […]
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Tags: ams president, bijan ahmadian, ubc spectator
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