Posts Tagged ‘crystal hon’

abandon ship.

20May10

The AUS Phailboat is going dowwnnnn. Yesterday, my beloved Arts Undergraduate Society selected an interm President. They picked someone who already lost in the previous election, and was essentially a sore loser. FML. After I straggled in, got a slice of delicious pizza, and started to listen, turns out there were four nominees for the […]


Confidential is back, Koerner’s isn’t, and surprise, surprise the AUS is a shit show once again. Brian vs Ryan vs Student “Court” vs Naylor vs OMG Enough Already So the AUS is a goddamn nightmare. It all started with this document that makes no fucking sense and hurts our cute little headband decorated brains. As a […]


Lazy Sunday.  We’ve been called a gossip rag enough times that we may as well act like it. Anyone sick of tsk-tsking the AUS for innumerable (okay, three) candidate mis-steps yet?  We’re watching you, Mary Leong and Michael Haack, but HOLY JESUS Ryan “Not Too Fine to Fine” Trasolini, read the manual, son.  Additionally, rumor […]


Slow news weekend? Nonsense. Here at AMS Confidential, we’ve uncovered a bushel bask of RED HOT TIPS for your perusal.  We’re totally like Gillian Anderson as Agent Scully: hot stuff, hot on the case.  Except, you know, there’s two of us.  And we’re pretty sure K is Agent Mulder. It’s important to note before we […]


Researchers say the G-spot doesn’t appear to exist.  Super-tragic!  However, there are still lots of fun things for you to play with from last night’s Council meeting—like these brand-spanking-new ballot-approved referenda: DESTROY ALL BLAKES DESTROY ALL TIMS “Engagement Levy” Fees Tied to CPI —fail—requires more signatures to get Slates Bylaw Amendments for Director Removal, etc. […]


Researchers say the G-spot doesn’t appear to exist.  Super-tragic!  However, there are still lots of fun things for you to play with from last night’s Council meeting—like these brand-spanking-new ballot-approved referenda: DESTROY ALL BLAKES DESTROY ALL TIMS “Engagement Levy” Fees Tied to CPI —fail—requires more signatures to get Slates Bylaw Amendments for Director Removal, etc. […]