Posts Tagged ‘ryan trasolini’

abandon ship.

20May10

The AUS Phailboat is going dowwnnnn. Yesterday, my beloved Arts Undergraduate Society selected an interm President. They picked someone who already lost in the previous election, and was essentially a sore loser. FML. After I straggled in, got a slice of delicious pizza, and started to listen, turns out there were four nominees for the […]


Confidential is back, Koerner’s isn’t, and surprise, surprise the AUS is a shit show once again. Brian vs Ryan vs Student “Court” vs Naylor vs OMG Enough Already So the AUS is a goddamn nightmare. It all started with this document that makes no fucking sense and hurts our cute little headband decorated brains. As a […]


Elections season is over, which, these days, means it’s time for recount/contest season! Rather than recount the Trasolini/Platt saga at great length, we’ll recap shortly, and then present the only result we care about: ACKBAR ACKBAR ACKBAR So. Trasolini loses by one vote, cast by AUS EA Matt Naylor to break a tie. Trasolini writes […]


Let’s face it: looks matter. Attractive people succeed in life. Just knowing that Kai and Taylor are extremely attractive individuals is probably enough to get you to read this blog. Their shear hilarity and awesomeness gets you coming back with every post. Enter myself, Gossip Guy, into the fold, and holy shit, you’re probably checking […]


Gossip Guy here. Happy to see me? I know you are. I can practically see the smile on your face from wherever I’m currently sitting/stumbling. Well, fellow Artsies… we have a lot of tough choices this year. We’ll have to pick Yes or No in four different races, one involving a Star Wars character (WIN). […]