Posts Tagged ‘ubyssey’

Mascot Madness

29May10

Oh. Dear. God. Sauder, according to its own press, has “reached a point where we take ourselves way too seriously. We’re students! In university!!”  So what have these unheard-of levels of self-awareness prompted—a mandatory soul-searching elective? New courses on ethical business practices? Zen meditation? Hmm, no. Doesn’t sound like the faculty. How about a $6000 […]


UPDATE: We just chatted online with GG, and he says that he has been the original all along, and used his Kiwi friend’s name for the VFM form, to cash any cheques. Sneaky sneaky, that one. Last year on your AMS Elections ballot, you could have voted for AMS Gossip Guy. This year, he faded into […]


Slow news weekend? Nonsense. Here at AMS Confidential, we’ve uncovered a bushel bask of RED HOT TIPS for your perusal.  We’re totally like Gillian Anderson as Agent Scully: hot stuff, hot on the case.  Except, you know, there’s two of us.  And we’re pretty sure K is Agent Mulder. It’s important to note before we […]


scan-da-lous!

15Jan10

All I was trying to do is to question the instinct to characterize almost anything that happens in relation to elections as “hot”, [BREAKING] news without any verification or reflection. -Issues That Matter On a relatively slow media day yesterday – as in, no Bijan ballerina videos – it seems that other VFM outlets and […]


Elections shitstorm’s a-brewin’, kids. Apparently the folks at the Ubyssey took it upon themselves to ask a few key politicos (*cough*El Bahmadian*cough*) a few key questions during last week’s All Candidates Meeting—standard reporting procedure, one might think. Except certain elections officials are interpreting this as possible campaigning—strictly verboten until the 18th—and have, hence, forbidden publication […]


Day one after the announcement of candidates, and rumor has it (and by ‘rumor’ I mean verifiable evidence plus the natural supposition that of course elections officials are in Panic Epic Work Mode at the moment) that Chief Elections Officer & CEO of Our Hearts Isabel Ferreras has spent her morning off and on the […]


Day one after the announcement of candidates, and rumor has it (and by ‘rumor’ I mean verifiable evidence plus the natural supposition that of course elections officials are in Panic Epic Work Mode at the moment) that Chief Elections Officer & CEO of Our Hearts Isabel Ferreras has spent her morning off and on the […]