Archive for the ‘AUS Elections’ Category

AMS VP Academic, Ben Cappellacci, has pulled off what some are calling the greatest trap in UBC’s illustrious history. He has somehow lured Admiral Ackbar, the preeminent source of all trap locations on campus, into a trap. The trap of Associate Vice President Academic. We here at the Confidential were really excited when the Admiral […]


abandon ship.

20May10

The AUS Phailboat is going dowwnnnn. Yesterday, my beloved Arts Undergraduate Society selected an interm President. They picked someone who already lost in the previous election, and was essentially a sore loser. FML. After I straggled in, got a slice of delicious pizza, and started to listen, turns out there were four nominees for the […]


In keeping with our commitment to bringing you the greatest news from the finest minds, Our Editorial Board of Great Truths & Unbias persuaded Justin McElroy, glistening beacon of truthiness, to write a few words on the subject of the ongoing student court debate, or, as we like to call it, What Passes for Scandal […]


Confidential is back, Koerner’s isn’t, and surprise, surprise the AUS is a shit show once again. Brian vs Ryan vs Student “Court” vs Naylor vs OMG Enough Already So the AUS is a goddamn nightmare. It all started with this document that makes no fucking sense and hurts our cute little headband decorated brains. As a […]


Elections season is over, which, these days, means it’s time for recount/contest season! Rather than recount the Trasolini/Platt saga at great length, we’ll recap shortly, and then present the only result we care about: ACKBAR ACKBAR ACKBAR So. Trasolini loses by one vote, cast by AUS EA Matt Naylor to break a tie. Trasolini writes […]


Let’s face it: looks matter. Attractive people succeed in life. Just knowing that Kai and Taylor are extremely attractive individuals is probably enough to get you to read this blog. Their shear hilarity and awesomeness gets you coming back with every post. Enter myself, Gossip Guy, into the fold, and holy shit, you’re probably checking […]


…if you know what we mean. PARTY’S OFF, EVERYBODY GO HOME. After $60,000 from Arts alone (and that uneven funding is a whole ‘nother story) spent on booze, booze, and Said the Whale, UBC VOTES is ready to announce the results of their efforts.   Er, kind of.  See, the longer elections go on, the clearer […]