And you thought the last meme post was forced.

24Mar10

Elections season is over, which, these days, means it’s time for recount/contest season! Rather than recount the Trasolini/Platt saga at great length, we’ll recap shortly, and then present the only result we care about: ACKBAR ACKBAR ACKBAR So. Trasolini loses by one vote, cast by AUS EA Matt Naylor to break a tie. Trasolini writes [...]

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Tags: admiral ackbar, boohoohoo, brian platt, it's a frap, it's a rap, lulz, matt naylor, nerdbait, recount, ryan trasolini, sean cregten, shortest scandal ever, too many memes, wahmbulance, yea v3rily tis a trap

Gossip Sunday: Too Many Memes

14Mar10

Lazy Sunday.  We’ve been called a gossip rag enough times that we may as well act like it. Anyone sick of tsk-tsking the AUS for innumerable (okay, three) candidate mis-steps yet?  We’re watching you, Mary Leong and Michael Haack, but HOLY JESUS Ryan “Not Too Fine to Fine” Trasolini, read the manual, son.  Additionally, rumor [...]

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Tags: apparent slate, augh, canoodlin, crystal hon, damnit, fuck i'm old, get off gerald's lawn, gossip sunday, isabel ferreras, lolwut, matthew naylor, michelle yuen, mike silley, nerdbait, no i didn't say get off on my lawn, oh god they are children, ricardo bortolon, ricardobel, think of the children, too many memes, ubc votes

Hack vs. Hack

03Mar10

Oh goodness, y’all. In a grandiose lesson about knocking on wood, not counting chickens before eggs are hatched, ETCETERA, in tonight’s council meeting our illustrious EA Isabel informed the group that the heretofore scandal-free AMS elections were, in fact, scandalicious. Ladies and gentlemen: it appears we got hacked. For big fat details in all their [...]

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Tags: AMS Elections, isabel ferreras, lowering tuition, nerdbait, scandal, senate

Red Hot News Media

17Jan10

Slow news weekend? Nonsense. Here at AMS Confidential, we’ve uncovered a bushel bask of RED HOT TIPS for your perusal.  We’re totally like Gillian Anderson as Agent Scully: hot stuff, hot on the case.  Except, you know, there’s two of us.  And we’re pretty sure K is Agent Mulder. It’s important to note before we [...]

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Tags: ben cappellacci, bijan ahmadian, boozy sunday, comrade, crystal hon, geoff costeloe, invisible man, jeremy mcelroy, johannes rebane, kommander keg, michael haack, mike duncan, ms paint fun, natalie swift, nerdbait, nick fitzgerald, referenda, sasa pudar, stas pavlov, tim chu, ubyssey, ubyssey board, x-files, your mom