Posts Tagged ‘aaron palm’
Long time no post! We won more moniez, Taylor is back (with less memes and more sparkles), people are storming some goddamn wall on campus, Gossip Girl aired, and it’s almost summer. Here’s a rundown of what is happening/a bunch of rumours in the sextacular AMS. Secrets, secrets are no fun… AMS Council had some [...]
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Tags: aaron palm, alex lougheed, ams council, bijan ahmadian, casa, cfs, ekaterina dovjenko, fuck equity, fuck yeah taylor is back, gossip girl, hot grad students, justin bieber, koerner's, matt naylor, miley cyrus, neal yonson, perez hilton, safewalk, stephen toope, sub renew, tom dvorak, translink
Unobtanium Jello Wrestling!
Well, the event you were all waiting for has come and gone. No, not The Presidential Debate hosted by Issues That Matter and The Media. Instead, The Unobtanium Jello Wrestling event. Held as a part of Science Week, it conveniently falls during elections and, as such, has become a joyous platform for candidates to campaign [...]
Filed under: AMS Elections, lulz, News for Noobs | 1 Comment
Tags: aaron palm, ben cappellacci, bijan ahmadian, ekaterina dovjenko, jeremy mcelroy, joel mertens, matt naylor, mike duncan, pak ho leung, sean heisler, spencer rasmussen, stas pavlov, tim chu
As the surveys continue to trickle in, we continue to be oh-so amused by your responses, sometimes to the point of actually laughing out loud. Aaron Palm in particular charmed us with his ready wit and willingness to bitch about his dead-end job, so we’ve reproduced a little more of his survey than was strictly [...]
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Tags: aaron palm, jj maclean, natalie swift, pak ho leung, stas pavlov
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We’re sorry to report that our Ladies of the AMS Highly Scientific Flow Chart has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances (a.k.a we forgot). In the meantime, you can brighten up your council times with these fun quotes from ACTUAL DEBATERS from today! Remember, K & T are lazy as all get-out, so these quotes [...]
Filed under: AMS Elections, lulz | 3 Comments
Tags: aaron palm, ms paint fiascoes, tim chu, tom dvorak
Delicious Debates, Part 2
Well, the debates have come and gone. Unfortunately, they were rather mild-mannered but we were glad to see the great turnout. In particular we were happy to see you, loud clapping groups who were there solely to give encouragement to your candidate of choice. Your presence reminded us of why we’re drawn to politics: a [...]
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Tags: aaron palm, bijan ahmadian, elin tayyar, invisible man, jeremy mcelroy, johannes rebane, natalie swift, pak ho leung, sean kim, stas pavlov, tim chu
Aaaand they’re off.
Day one after the announcement of candidates, and rumor has it (and by ‘rumor’ I mean verifiable evidence plus the natural supposition that of course elections officials are in Panic Epic Work Mode at the moment) that Chief Elections Officer & CEO of Our Hearts Isabel Ferreras has spent her morning off and on the [...]
Filed under: AMS Elections | 3 Comments
Tags: aaron palm, aaron sihota, aj hajir hajian, alexander shalashnly, alyssa koehn, aminollah sabzevari, anthony bryson, arielle friedman, azim wazeer, ben cappellacci, bijan ahmadian, blair mcradu, blake frederick, board of governors, brittany perna, campbell bryson, charlotte sandor johnson, ding kun, ekaterina dovjenko, elin tayyar, gary tse, guessy wang, guillaume houle, hillson tse, imran habib, international rep, jeremy mcelroy, jjmaclean, joel mertens, johannes rebane, kyle warwick, michael haack, miriam sabzevari, natalie swift, neil andrews, oliver thorne, omid atai, pak ho leung, pau j godin, philip edgcumbe, president, rodrigo ferrari-nunes, ryan bredin, sandy buchanan, se won an, sean heisler, sean kim, senate, siavash ahmadi, spencer rasmussen, star, stas pavlov, student legal fund society, students for responsible leadership, syed nayef andrabi, the invisible man, tim chu, ubyssey, ubyssey board, vp academic, vp admin, vp external, vp finance, xena sofia hinson
Aaaand they're off.
Day one after the announcement of candidates, and rumor has it (and by ‘rumor’ I mean verifiable evidence plus the natural supposition that of course elections officials are in Panic Epic Work Mode at the moment) that Chief Elections Officer & CEO of Our Hearts Isabel Ferreras has spent her morning off and on the [...]
Filed under: AMS Elections | 3 Comments
Tags: aaron palm, aaron sihota, aj hajir hajian, alexander shalashnly, alyssa koehn, aminollah sabzevari, anthony bryson, arielle friedman, azim wazeer, ben cappellacci, bijan ahmadian, blair mcradu, blake frederick, board of governors, brittany perna, campbell bryson, charlotte sandor johnson, ding kun, ekaterina dovjenko, elin tayyar, gary tse, guessy wang, guillaume houle, hillson tse, imran habib, international rep, jeremy mcelroy, jjmaclean, joel mertens, johannes rebane, kyle warwick, michael haack, miriam sabzevari, natalie swift, neil andrews, oliver thorne, omid atai, pak ho leung, pau j godin, philip edgcumbe, president, rodrigo ferrari-nunes, ryan bredin, sandy buchanan, se won an, sean heisler, sean kim, senate, siavash ahmadi, spencer rasmussen, star, stas pavlov, student legal fund society, students for responsible leadership, syed nayef andrabi, the invisible man, tim chu, ubyssey, ubyssey board, vp academic, vp admin, vp external, vp finance, xena sofia hinson
Last Night’s Whatever
Researchers say the G-spot doesn’t appear to exist. Super-tragic! However, there are still lots of fun things for you to play with from last night’s Council meeting—like these brand-spanking-new ballot-approved referenda: DESTROY ALL BLAKES DESTROY ALL TIMS “Engagement Levy” Fees Tied to CPI —fail—requires more signatures to get Slates Bylaw Amendments for Director Removal, etc. [...]
Filed under: Fashion Council | 1 Comment
Tags: aaron palm, bijan ahmadian, blake frederick, bylaw amendments, cpi, crystal hon, dylan callow, ekaterina dovjenko, engagement levy, guillaume houle, jeremy mcelroy, mitch wright, natalie swift, rodrigo ferrari-nunes, slates, tim chu, ubiquitous plaid
Last Night's Whatever
Researchers say the G-spot doesn’t appear to exist. Super-tragic! However, there are still lots of fun things for you to play with from last night’s Council meeting—like these brand-spanking-new ballot-approved referenda: DESTROY ALL BLAKES DESTROY ALL TIMS “Engagement Levy” Fees Tied to CPI —fail—requires more signatures to get Slates Bylaw Amendments for Director Removal, etc. [...]
Filed under: Fashion Council | 1 Comment
Tags: aaron palm, bijan ahmadian, blake frederick, bylaw amendments, cpi, crystal hon, dylan callow, ekaterina dovjenko, engagement levy, guillaume houle, jeremy mcelroy, mitch wright, natalie swift, rodrigo ferrari-nunes, slates, tim chu, ubiquitous plaid
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